مَيْس
((السعاده صنعه ، السعاده اختيار)) . .
The sky's the limit. Your sky, your limit. Dream Big. Now let's dance.
Born and Raised in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
Twitter: @MayssJ

1 of 13

impalasaurusrex:

captainamericass:

omg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells her that she’s in the wrong side so she grabs a batman mask and says in the lowest voice possible for her age, “don’t question batman”

THIS GIRL IS MY ROLE MODEL

3 days ago with 188,807 notes

Tagged: #hahaaa #awesome

4gifs:

When airport employees get bored

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

1 week ago with 67,226 notes

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

1 week ago with 137,511 notes

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

Tagged: #awesome

lais-loved-by-many-men:

castieldoesntunderstand:

deans42ndfreckle:

fangirlarchives:

boazpriestly:

predictably-unpredictable:

still-just-a-fangirl:

physicianwhy:

annabellioncourt:

starprincess1000000:

the-lone-reader:

The life of a nerd in one picture. 

The nerd is strong with this one

EVERYTHING I LOVE IN ONE PERFECT IAMGE

the tardis should be in the background

THE TARDIS IS IN THE BACKGROUND

So is the Impala

I SEE SHERLOCK

Loki is in the Impala, y’all

I spy a muppet

CLARK KENT IS ENTERING THE TARDIS I REPEAT SUPERMAN’S ALTEREGO, CLARK KENT, IS ENTERING THE TARDIS

BUZZ AND WOODY ARE HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE ON THE SLUG BUG.

Did you mean my life?

Tagged: #awesome #fanart

lovelyom:

Everybody needs an elephant walking across their blog

Tagged: #awesome

pradalecki:

linkin-lake:

ibeggedformercytwice:

troyesivan:

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

I will always try and reblog this.

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up

alaskaisnotlost:

nidoqueeen:

sweetsiddaleigh:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER

literally every person on tumblr.

In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

xekstrin:

THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Tagged: #LOL #awesome #art

crushis:

crushis:

In winter mornings, saudi guys decided to spread hot drinks to the street workers to warm them, I’m sure if prophet Mohammed was here he’d be proud of them! [video]

Let’s do it this summer with cold drinks!

Tagged: #help #awesome

leo-arcana:

nonymoose:

The Winchesters checking you out

bonus:

Tagged: #awesome

nameihateforever:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

swagolasthranduilion:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I GOT THE INSIDE OUT OF A FUCKING TWO POUND COIN

UPDATE: I have just found out that this was illegal

WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEWOOOOO RUN MOTHERFUCKER

[SCREAMING]

Americans can’t disassemble our coins like that. Unfair.

Tagged: #wat #awesome

gracestealingmandyangel:

gifcraft:

Peeling Apples With Power Drill

YES